I was in one of my history of arts classes, as I was setting up my small desk area, I saw in the corner of my eye a blonde German beauty scanning me down from head to toe. So naturally I was like WTF? So I looked over. She looked up. And I did this:
(I feel this best captures the ducheyness of how I looked her).
And I don’t know why. Maybe I was feelin’ fresh so to speak, or maybe I was like “Yeah girl, you know what it is.”
Then the next week came and I was like “Yo bro, you should fix that by trying to start a conversation. You know, let her know what time it is, i.e. gentleman time (so as not to appear as an asshole)”. Well the time came. She was sitting alone in the bus we usually take to class (She usually had a chick friend she would talk German to…pretty hot I know). I sat next to her and I said nothing. I completely blanked out. I sat there for like 30mins trying to think of something to say; something along the lines of “Hi”. However, not one word did I utter. Now, I’m not sure if she knew it was me but I am pretty confident she did. And after that fiasco I am most certain that her thought of me was that of an asshole in his prime.
Oh Sir Newdukeofyork, how charming your personality is really.
So to that chick-if she were to happen to read this by any chance-I say “Sorry, but you were right I am sort of a dick.”
